natural disasters are just one of the many examples in life why you should always have a case of wine handy
being in a reality tv show does not somehow give you the talent to sing. and getting multiple plastic surgeries doesn’t help either.
Obama could run this country well, if Romney just told him how.
Making a little freudian slip and saying “gang bangers” in your debate will surely get the undecided votes in your favor, Mr. President
in order for FindMyIphone to actually WORK, before you lose your phone, you have to have the FindMyIphone button ON and location services ON and your battery cant be dead….
its so annoying when people ask why are you drinking. its like asking me why am i walking- because i have legs.
Every single time you go to a new hairdresser, they say “OMG Who on earth cut your hair last!?!? What on earth did they do!?!?” Yup, always. Every hairdresser. No matter how good or bad your hair was actually cut.
England has a problem keeping things consistent
You drive on the left side, you walk on the right side, you measure length using the standard system, you measure liquids using the metric system…..
If you’re an adult, and still have underlying desires to play dress up…don’t take them out on your dog.
When you order chicken, American cheese, white bread, no veggies, and ranch, we all lose a little faith in humanity