natural disasters are just one of the many examples in life why you should always have a case of wine handy
+120
Oct
30
hurricane sandy
+120+120
Oct
25
Teen Mom and The Hills
being in a reality tv show does not somehow give you the talent to sing. and getting multiple plastic surgeries doesn’t help either.
+30
Oct
16
OBAMA ROMNEY 2012
Obama could run this country well, if Romney just told him how.
+70
Oct
16
gang bangers
Making a little freudian slip and saying “gang bangers” in your debate will surely get the undecided votes in your favor, Mr. President
+40
Oct
15
FIND MY IPHONE
in order for FindMyIphone to actually WORK, before you lose your phone, you have to have the FindMyIphone button ON and location services ON and your battery cant be dead….
+100
Oct
08
Day Drinking
its so annoying when people ask why are you drinking. its like asking me why am i walking- because i have legs.
+70
Oct
08
Gettin yo hair did
Every single time you go to a new hairdresser, they say “OMG Who on earth cut your hair last!?!? What on earth did they do!?!?” Yup, always. Every hairdresser. No matter how good or bad your hair was actually cut.
+10
Sep
10
London 2012
England has a problem keeping things consistent
You drive on the left side, you walk on the right side, you measure length using the standard system, you measure liquids using the metric system…..
+40
Sep
06
Dressing Up your Puppy
If you’re an adult, and still have underlying desires to play dress up…don’t take them out on your dog.
+10
Sep
06
At your local Subway Restaurant
When you order chicken, American cheese, white bread, no veggies, and ranch, we all lose a little faith in humanity
+10